tang

the 'wrong' reasons

1. you are much too young

2. you dont have the muscular body i usually like

3. you said you swore off women after 2 consecutive bad experiences

4. you have a daughter

5. you got used to relating with stereotypical gays who spend for you and give you 'gifts'

6. you dont have the academic credentials to make you a trophy catch

7. you dance like the devil in heat

8. your facial expressions when you dance attract all the wrong ones

9. you dont have a house or car or white collar job that makes you the traditional 'bring home to mama' material

10. you are much too streetsmart

11. your humility is easily mistaken for pretense

12. your penchant for not demanding much is too reminiscent of pump priming

13. your QT factor is way up, so that creates jealousy windows i could live without

14. you are a hard worker (that's a bummer because i want more time with you)

15. you smell clean (and i would have loved to write here that i hate your cheap cologne)

16. your friendliness is borderline flirting

17. you dont speak english well to rack up points in my colonial mentality

18. you dress simply (love the striped undies though, jejejeje)

19. you kiss like hell, it should come with a health hazard warning

20. you smoke when im trying to drastically cut down on this vice; and

21. you sound sincere!

there.

at least 21 reasons why i shouldnt be in a relationship with you.

one reason why i am -

I LOVE THE WAY YOU MAKE ME FEEL, EVEN WHEN IM NOT WITH YOU!